DICKETZ

Novelty “Parking” Tickets

Dicketz are a gag gift, a prank “parking” ticket to leave on the cars of friends or strangers who you think deserve it.

Whether they parked over the line, parked too close to your car, or scratched your car, these tickets now give you the authority and the last laugh.

Dicketz are strictly a novelty item and should be used in the spirit of good fun. These items are in no way authentic “violations” and while intended as gags, should be used responsibly.

JUST A TIP

Novelty “Money”

“Just a Tip” novelty gags are disguised as currency to use for light-hearted pranks in the service industry. eave two bartenders waiters and waitresses a like. Please bear in mind these are all in the spirit of good fun and should only be left accompanying real gratuity

“Just a Tip” gags are strictly novelty items and should be used in the spirit of good fun. These items should only be left along with actual gratuity; we in no way endorse the practice of disrespecting a server or service industry employee by declining to leave a monetary tip.

The Superdick

Characteristics: This offender has been known to soar beyond the levels of the average pecker, leaping bounds above the rest to park like the sack face they are.

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Choadie

Characteristics: The tiniest of ball beans, parking almost in complete cognito. This little meat mound takes up half a space only to surprise you at the last minute.

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Bozo the Dick

Characteristics: A silly nut-jiggler with no idea how to park responsibly. Failure to recognize this isn't that kind of circus.

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Big Black Dick

Characteristics: Known to have a bigger vehicle than yours, oversized, and shows it off accordingly.

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Standard Dick

Characteristics: Your John Doe of offenders. A classic crooked pecker pouch combo. Simply in the way.

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Dick of the Year

Characteristics: Congratulations to a true five ring dick sack. This award winning smega-skid of an individual parks damn near deliberately.

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Old Dick

Characteristics: Has been infamously known to jam up parking lots internationally. No regard for anyone around them. Often found in front of a shocking amount of foul language.

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Filthy Dick

Characteristics: A taint cheese chameleon, coming in all shapes and sizes. Parking jobs so disgusting it's probable the only thing worse is the offender's putrid aroma of arrogance.

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Next Level Dick

Characteristics: The middle finger. Case closed.

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Frankendick

Characteristics: Be on the lookout for a qualified jalopy. This dilapitated dick bag is barely held together by stitches, a misunderstood monstrosity. Parking job so foul it barely deserves a name.

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