Characteristics: This offender has been known to soar beyond the levels of the average pecker, leaping bounds above the rest to park like the sack face they are.
Characteristics: The tiniest of ball beans, parking almost in complete cognito. This little meat mound takes up half a space only to surprise you at the last minute.
Characteristics: A silly nut-jiggler with no idea how to park responsibly. Failure to recognize this isn't that kind of circus.
Characteristics: Known to have a bigger vehicle than yours, oversized, and shows it off accordingly.
Characteristics: Your John Doe of offenders. A classic crooked pecker pouch combo. Simply in the way.
Characteristics: Congratulations to a true five ring dick sack. This award winning smega-skid of an individual parks damn near deliberately.
Characteristics: Has been infamously known to jam up parking lots internationally. No regard for anyone around them. Often found in front of a shocking amount of foul language.
Characteristics: A taint cheese chameleon, coming in all shapes and sizes. Parking jobs so disgusting it's probable the only thing worse is the offender's putrid aroma of arrogance.
Characteristics: Be on the lookout for a qualified jalopy. This dilapitated dick bag is barely held together by stitches, a misunderstood monstrosity. Parking job so foul it barely deserves a name.